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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The First in 30 Years: Scientists Discover New Class of Antibiotics - SciTechDaily

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

No way

Do women wear undies under leggings?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Eric Dane Shares Update on His ALS Diagnosis - The Cut

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

TRUMP memecoin ‘hasn’t pumped’ after Eric Trump says WLF will buy big stack - Cointelegraph

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nick Chubb, Texans Agree to Contract After 7 Seasons with Browns, RB Posts Video - Bleacher Report

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some funny and smart quotes?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Assumenda assumenda cum ducimus iste enim eos dolores molestiae.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?