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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:05

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
No way
Do women wear undies under leggings?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Eric Dane Shares Update on His ALS Diagnosis - The Cut
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
What are some funny and smart quotes?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Unacceptable again!
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Assumenda assumenda cum ducimus iste enim eos dolores molestiae.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to